1. Australia

LYRICS

(My mate 2Pross contributed to Lyrics on this song)

 

Well I been to japan

The land of the hand fan

impecible manners

The opposite of france man

Was led astray in the USA

By my gay mates livin in the san francsico bay

Then I cruised to peru and got stuck on the loo

Had some choo and climbed machu pichu

Drank a vodka With someone called the tzar

Cheeky little fucker was from muther russia

Next was kazikstan then pakistan And tajikistan

The lands with no plans

Like uzbekistan Turkmenistan

War in afghanistan situated right next to iran

Some governments say

women are owned by men,

But hopefully its changin girlfriend

Saudia arabia No respect for labia

Thank god I grew up in australia

 

Wherever you are Across the globe

There’s only one place That’l take you home

The sea the sand We surf the land

Fly the sky So we understand

 

I chewed some beetlenut Papa new guinea

The fuzzy wuzzy angels deserve a tinny

Men in mongolia Will controlia

On horse back they met marco polia

What about bhutan The stockmarket is banned

Happiness index is how they judged their land

Africa the motherland Why don’t we understand

Europe stole it all

It’s Time to give it back again

drank some kava in fiji,

A sweet little coconut fell on me,

Vinaka vaka levu to the sea

Melanesian love and hospitality

And If you cruise to Brazil

The locals like to chill

There is even a big statue on a hill

Greece is the home of Socrates

He died cause he questioned the authorities

 

Oh – headin out sailin away

be back someday, but for now Need to live a different way

 

The greeks had Philosophy and the Toga

The Indians blessed us with their yoga

Chinese gave us gun powder

Thanks Bostonians for the chowder

Hawaiians made love to the water

Thai’s are Buddhists and a little bit shorter

Thanks to the africans for the beats

European melodies amazing feats

 

 

Gday mate Hows it all hangin

I can see your wife beater

Yeah you should be slangin

like bogan bonza bloody oath fair dinkum

Chuck a VB in ya mouth

And you just start singin

Crank Triple J

Do a dance with Yothu Yindi

Play tiggy with a crock With Bobby and bindi

Either way today Yeah its aussie in your mouth

Have a crack at the map You can find us down south

 

 

 

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LYRICS

(My mate 2Pross contributed to Lyrics on this song)

 

Well I been to japan

The land of the hand fan

impecible manners

The opposite of france man

Was led astray in the USA

By my gay mates livin in the san francsico bay

Then I cruised to peru and got stuck on the loo

Had some choo and climbed machu pichu

Drank a vodka With someone called the tzar

Cheeky little fucker was from muther russia

Next was kazikstan then pakistan And tajikistan

The lands with no plans

Like uzbekistan Turkmenistan

War in afghanistan situated right next to iran

Some governments say

women are owned by men,

But hopefully its changin girlfriend

Saudia arabia No respect for labia

Thank god I grew up in australia

 

Wherever you are Across the globe

There’s only one place That’l take you home

The sea the sand We surf the land

Fly the sky So we understand

 

I chewed some beetlenut Papa new guinea

The fuzzy wuzzy angels deserve a tinny

Men in mongolia Will controlia

On horse back they met marco polia

What about bhutan The stockmarket is banned

Happiness index is how they judged their land

Africa the motherland Why don’t we understand

Europe stole it all

It’s Time to give it back again

drank some kava in fiji,

A sweet little coconut fell on me,

Vinaka vaka levu to the sea

Melanesian love and hospitality

And If you cruise to Brazil

The locals like to chill

There is even a big statue on a hill

Greece is the home of Socrates

He died cause he questioned the authorities

 

Oh – headin out sailin away

be back someday, but for now Need to live a different way

 

The greeks had Philosophy and the Toga

The Indians blessed us with their yoga

Chinese gave us gun powder

Thanks Bostonians for the chowder

Hawaiians made love to the water

Thai’s are Buddhists and a little bit shorter

Thanks to the africans for the beats

European melodies amazing feats

 

 

Gday mate Hows it all hangin

I can see your wife beater

Yeah you should be slangin

like bogan bonza bloody oath fair dinkum

Chuck a VB in ya mouth

And you just start singin

Crank Triple J

Do a dance with Yothu Yindi

Play tiggy with a crock With Bobby and bindi

Either way today Yeah its aussie in your mouth

Have a crack at the map You can find us down south

 

 

 

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